corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

(Source: actuallybadcop, via aphfandoms)

me: hey google what's up

google: did you mean the stratosphere?

me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

taxicar:

im like pre stress stressed like im stressed about the stress that i will b stressed about 4 school……………..education is magical 

(via aphfandoms)

sidneyia:

tributary:

"cut out all negative people in your life, do it now"

you know that’s not an option for everyone, that people are more complicated and come attached with strings

Fucking seriously.

Or my favorite, “yell at your friends whenever they say something sexist/ableist/etc.!” Uhhh not everyone has the, dare I say it, privilege to be able to annihilate their entire support structure and start fresh.

(via mystraknits)

sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

(via donutshy)